don't drink the bong water.
Kira// 18 straight years of being a loser $
When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.
why is watching a movie with someone else so comforting? i know i enjoy watching movies by myself but i just feel like they’re more enjoyable when i share that experience with a friend
whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be
when you aren’t quick enough to screenshot an embarrassing snapchat of your friend
i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce
when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time